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    Wed, 30 Apr 2003

    disturbing trend


    I've been noticing a disturbing trend on the referrer list on my stats pages the past couple months. I guess this is a new way to generate links from sites that list their referrers to porno sites.

    Guess I'll have to see what I can do about that...

    update:

    I think I fixed it, so that it won't show the offensive stuff. I used this:

    webalizer -rshemale -rblack -rebony -rgay -rsex -rslut -rvirgin -rxxx -rcasino -rhound22 -rlesbian -rsan-fran.net -rtriconex -rwickedsearch.com -rsemenyak -rifxforum -relbe1.com -rtriplespace.com -rmyezsigma -ryellowpage.ws

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    action


    What is action? Go ahead, check out that link and come back. I'll wait.

    That pretty much sums it up, right? Wrong. They forgot about the most important definition for action, one every gambler knows. Action, sometimes also called juice is that feeling you get when you risk something with the chance to win big. You don't even have to win, you're in it for the thrill, the juice, the action.

    What is it? There's no doubt your conscious mind and your innermost emotions are all wrapped up in there, much like other major players in the human psyche like love and hate. Some might say it's pure greed, but most gamblers know they'll eventually lose more than they win, so that's not the entire story.

    Action has crept from the once exclusive den of compulsive gamblers and into the hearts and minds of children in the form of trading cards. Where once the hobby was about having a complete set or even one's favorite cards, the new mindset is purely focused on collectible value. Price guides are required reading for any 6 year old kid buying Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, or whatever it's called this year. There's no doubt that it's a money-maker for me, but that doesn't mean I can't be intrigued by all the action going on...

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    Tue, 29 Apr 2003

    better late than never...


    Just in case you haven't read them yet, here's a link to the 2003 Eisner Award nominations.

    I haven't decided on every category yet, but I'm definitely voting for Jason Shiga's Fleep for best one-shot.

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    free as in speech and/or beer


    I finally got around to putting up a software section of the main site. Check out the software page for releases of my various comic retailing software. They are all Free Software, written in Perl, and of course, inadequately documented.

    Why release this stuff for free? Because the industry needs it, and I want as much feedback on it as possible. Also because I'm dumb.

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    Mon, 28 Apr 2003

    warspying


    Warren Ellis had a nice link about how to have a little fun with things you get at Fry's Electronics.

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    Sun, 27 Apr 2003

    wondercon 2003


    I just showed up for the tail end of this convention. Apparently lots of people bailed out when the venue changed to San Francisco from Oakland. It's always a trip to see so many people in your same business gathered together. It seems that the one thing every comic store owner shares in common is that they are all very unique. I have to say by far the nicest guy I met was Dick Swan, owner of Big Guys comics. Of course, he might have been so happy because he recently sold his store and got out of the business...

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    Fri, 25 Apr 2003

    america's best comics


    Now that most of my major store improvements are done, I can finally spend a little time digging through the 21 years worth of accumulated inventory. So far, my favorite find was America's Best Comics #13. Besides having an unapologeticly racist caricature, this comic is notable for being the inspiration and namesake for Alan Moore's ABC imprint. In fact, these guys are all about to make a comeback in the upcoming ABC book, Terra Obscura. I just did a quick google search on it, and came up with this timeline of the characters.

    If you think kids see a lot of violence today, howzabout our "hero", Doc Strange incinerating that Japanese soldier with a flame thrower right on the cover?! Keep watching that upper left corner of the main site for other cool old comics to appear!

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    Thu, 24 Apr 2003

    going once...


    I just started getting back into posting auctions on ebay. I'm just sort of dipping my toe in, but you loyal customers might as well get in on the auction action. Click on the pretty picture to check out the details.

    or check out these other auctions of mine:

    action comics 215 f/vf superman 10 cent cover
    detective comics 278 f/vf batman 1960

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    finally, a formula for deriving artistic greatness!



    Van Gogh a no-go
    I actually received an interesting spam today. By interesting, I mean it didn't offer me viagra, a high school equivalency certificate, or any Nigerian investment opportunities. It was from artprice.com. What made it stand out were the cool graphs charting the average auction prices of various artists. I'm a sucker for a good graph. Geeky I know, but I also read Edward Tufte books for fun.

    Probably the best statistical graphic ever drawn, this map by Charles Joseph Minard portrays the losses suffered by Napoleon's army in the Russian campaign of 1812. Beginning at the Polish-Russian border, the thick band shows the size of the army at each position. The path of Napoleon's retreat from Moscow in the bitterly cold winter is depicted by the dark lower band, which is tied to temperature and time scales. Exquisitely printed in two colors on fine archival paper, 22 by 15. buy it here

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    Mon, 21 Apr 2003

    linky-linky!


    There's a nice discussion about indy comics over at slashdot.org. Plus, you can ask Warren Ellis something while you're there.

    Speaking of Ellis, check out artbomb and Die Puny Humans. Both have some really good reviews and such.

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    let's get mainstream


    Mario told me I haven't been reviewing enough "mainstream" comics, so here we go. I really enjoyed this comic. I read the first collection of issues 1-9, and found them to be a fun read. I especially liked the Rick Jones issue.

    Rick Jones is kinda like Marvel's version of Jimmy Olsen. He's been a staple of the universe since Hulk's first appearance, and each time he hooks up with a superhero his schtick gets wackier. Personally, I think he deserves his own book, a la Superman's Pal...

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    Sat, 19 Apr 2003

    blog system upgraded


    I just switched over from plain Vim editing over to the blosxom weblog system. You can click on the little "powered by" logo on the lower left of the page to learn a little more about it. I switched over for a couple of reasons:
    1. I can still use Vim directly on the webserver to post entries.
    2. It's written in perl.
    3. No DB required. It uses the file system to keep track of things.
    4. I just need to keep busy.

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    radio shack comics!


    Before I discovered the magic kingdom that is Fry's Electronics, Radio Shack was there to fulfill my geeky tech fantasies. They used to give away dorky comics that were so bad, they're good! I especially like The Computers That Said "NO" To Drugs. Sometimes I think my computer has been sniffing glue...

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    bear necessities



    P. Craig Russell rules. Not only did he draw my all-time favorite issue of Sandman (#50 Ramadan) and the best non-Ditko Dr Strange story ever (What is it that Disturbs You, Steven?) but he does the best literary adaptations around. He's done Salome, and the entire Wagner Ring Cycle with style and aplomb, and Rudyard Kipling's Jungle Book is in the same tradition. Check it out!

    $16.95 - NBM Publishing

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    hijinx has hair high. huh?


    Another day, another graphic novel review. Bill Plympton's Hair High is a comic preview of the upcoming feature film animated by Plympton. The work is quirky, distinctive and a damn fast read. The figure designs are full of energy, and you can almost imagine them in their full animated glory. You may have seen Plympton's work in the Spike and Mikes festival, but those are just little tidbits compared to his complete feature works.

    $10.95 published by NBM

    originally posted 4.14.2003

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    nice rack!


    Get your mind out of the gutter and into the store to see the new comic racks I scored at a Super K-Mart liquidation sale! Apparently Big K has come upon hard times, and has been closing stores left and right across the country. They can't seem to compete with Wal-Mart any better than small local businesses, I guess. Wal-Mart is amazing to me because they're expanding exponentially into new markets and eating everybody's lunch. They'll never get comics though, I've instituted my own sinister protocols to assure of it.

    Speaking of sinsister, check out little green men, a fun little webcomic I read about on boingboing today.

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    believe the hype


    Sometimes people ask me where I get some of my more esoteric bits of nerdly trivia. I just casually chalk it up to a natural affinity for useless information. The truth is I do my homework. One of my best sources just gave a nice plug for Free Comic Book Day. It's a linky love-fest!

    FCBD is sure to be a big hit this year, and the promotional machine is just shifting into high gear. I don't want to give too much away about my plans, but does anyone know where I can rent a fog machine and bat-signal?

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    who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?


    I just finished Days Like This by J. Torres and Scott Chantler, published by Oni Press. A nice period piece set in the 60's in a fictionalized Motown. It ends rather abruptly, making me think sequels are intended. I really enjoyed the light tone and upbeat pace of the comic. I highly reccomend this comic for anyone looking for an alternative to people in tights beating each other up. We've got copies in stock at Hijinx!

    Here's the blurb from Oni's site:

    J. Torres, who used memory to great effect in The Copybook Tales, now casts his eye back to the early '60s, when pop music ruled the airwaves. Days Like This follows the formation of "Tina & the Tiaras," a new girl group, as they rise up the charts and overcome personal obstacles to become stars. Featuring stunning art by newcomer Scott Chantler that's reminiscent of the clean lines of vintage graphic design from the period.

    Price: $ 8.95 US,$ 13.50 CAN

    originally posted 4.13.2003

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    emacs is for wussies


    I'm a lazy blogger, but I'm trying to get current. I don't use one of those fancy blog generators, heck I don't even use a word processor! I use vim, a text editor with some cool history. Vim stands for "VI improved", and is my favorite modern incarnation of this old unix sysadmin standby. Did you know that the original vi was written by Bill Joy of Sun Micro fame? It's true! The same guy who predicts that artificially intelligent nano-bots will take over the earth invented the text editor people love to hate.

    originally posted 4.7.2003

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    my ears are burning!


    The Master List reviews Hijinx! What's the Master List? I didn't know either until I stumbled across this review.

    originally posted: 4.13.2003

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