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    Sat, 31 May 2003

    I made this. Forgive me.


    I was poking around the websites of ex-employers and I found a product I created still rearing it's ugly head. I conceived this monstrosity when I was saving up enough money to buy the store. Originally it was a Perl script which forked keystrokes into a fifo which basically saves all I/O for a shell session. I'd run the logs and it would playback your whole shell session a keystroke at a time. It even recorded vi sessions and other interactive programs.

    I wrote the initial prototype in about a day, and then handed it over to a better programmer to make a c program. We took the BSD Script utility and made it spit it's output into a secure port. While Ton worked on the c client, I refined the logging server which remained written in Perl. I'm not sure how or if it's changed in the year+ I've been gone, but I know I made the right decision in leaving.

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    Thu, 29 May 2003

    Fantagraphics Books Needs Your Help!


    Come on people, get out them wallets and order!

    Buy Books! Keep Us Alive!

    To Comics Lovers Throughout the World:

    Fantagraphics Books has just celebrated its 27th year publishing many of the finest cartoonists from all over the world as well as our flagship publication, the magazine people love to hate, The Comics Journal. We are proud of our long-term commitment to comics as an art form and our dogged determination to push excellence down everybody's throats. This is all very well and good but it doesn't mean much in the face of brute economics - and it's the wall of brute economics that we've just hit, hard.

    Due to two major financial obstacles over the last two years, we're hard against it.

    Our former and now bankrupt book trade distributor went out of business owing us over $70,000 - which we will never see. (To add insult to injury, we learned that the owner is selling copies of our books that he should've returned on e-bay!) This unexpected shortfall necessitated taking out a couple loans which have now come due. In late 2001, our line was picked up by the W.W. NORTON COMPANY, who took over our bookstore distribution, and has done a magnificent job of providing us unprecedented access to the bookstore market. Inexperience with the book trade resulted in our erring on the side of overprinting our books too heavily throughout 2002, so that our anticipated profit is in fact sitting in our warehouse in the form of books. Loans must be paid in cash, not books. The only way to get out of this hole we've dug ourselves into is to sell those books. Which is where, we hope, you come in.

    Over the last few weeks, we've worked to fix our in-house problems (which included, most painfully, laying off several fine and long-term employees). We have put in place a system of checks and balances by which we will watch our inventory growth scrupulously. But, we have a debt to pay down and wolves at the door. It's so severe that this month we envisaged shutting down our active publishing, seeking outside investors, or similarly odious measures. (Fantagraphics continues to be owned 100% by Messrs. Gary Groth and Kim Thompson. We'd like it to remain that way.)

    If you've respected what Fantagraphics stands for and what we've done for the medium, if you've enjoyed our books, and if you want to insure that this proud tradition continues into this new and ominous century, we're asking you to help us now in our especial hour of need by buying some books. Put simply, we need to raise about $80,000 above our usual sales over the next month, and the only way to do that is to convert books into cash.

    We've spent the last quarter century trying hard to produce the best comics the world has ever seen. You've rewarded us over the years with your loyal patronage, your moral support, your praise, your intelligent and honest feedback, all of which are more than we could ever have hoped for. We know we have tens of thousands of loyal readers: if even a fraction of you come forward and order two or three books that you've been meaning to buy, we'll be over this hump. We've published some some of the best books ever over the last year -Gene Deitch's (yes, that Gene Deitch!) THE CAT ON A HOT THIN GROOVE; B. KRIGSTEIN, Greg Sadowski's definitive biography of the pioneering artist from the '50s; the magnificent FRANK collection; and the third volume of the extraordinary KRAZY KAT series. Our publishing plans for 2003 include a huge coffee table book by Will Elder (WILL ELDER: MAD PLAYBOY OF ART); KRIGSTEIN COMICS, a 240 page follow-up collection of Krigstein's best comics from the '50s, and new collections and graphic novels by Gilbert Hernandez, Jason, Dave Cooper, Robert Crumb, A.B. Frost, Bill Griffith, Gary Panter...

    We already sell books by mail, so, as clichéd as it sounds, we really do have operators standing by. You can view out catalogue online. You can order by calling our 800 number or on-line at our web site (all ordering information below.)

    If this was a standard pitch, we'd offer you some extra incentive - a discount or free books or knicknacks or whatnot. But, it's not. We're asking those of you who believe we've contributed something worthwhile and meaningful to help us continue to do so, that's all. We need the full retail value of our books. But we can offer something that won't cost us any money: anyone (individually or collectively) who buys $500 worth of books from us will get a personal phone call from Gary Groth thanking you for saving Fantagraphics' ass. Think how much fun this could be at a party!

    via FAX: 206-524-2104
    via mail: Fantagraphics Books, 7563 Lake City Way NE, Seattle, WA 98115
    Secure Internet Orders: http://www.fantagraphics.com
    phone: 206-524-1967 or 800-657-1100

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    Wed, 28 May 2003

    shrinkage


    Get your mind out of the gutter, I'm talking about shoplifting. I haven't caught any yet, but I'm not naive enough to think nobody has done it here. My friend Phil at CCS, formerly Big Guy's Comics, had some original art stolen right off his walls. These are original cover art, so they're one of a kind. I sure hope somebody tries to sell 'em to me so I can bust them!

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    Sun, 25 May 2003

    east meets even further east


    I just got back from the wedding of my old roommate Duy. It was a Vietnamese/East Indian/Catholic wedding, and one of the coolest I've ever witnessed. And the food was incredible. The reception was at the Bamboo Garden in Sunnyvale, and the dinner consisted of 9 courses plus appetizers! We started with roast duck and eggrolls, followed up with honey walnut prawns, general's chicken, sea bass, lobster, chow mein, asparagus, tofu and a bunch of other Indian stuff I either forgot about or couldn't identify. Even the DJ commented that in all her years of doing weddings at that very restaurant, she had never seen anyone throw down so much killer chow like tonight!

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    Sat, 24 May 2003

    JB and the Rebellion


    My good buddy Joel Bowers just sent me a link to his killer new website. Some of you customers may have heard me play Joel's graduate recital album and asked about it because it sounds so damn good. I expect Joel to make it big any time now, and then it's coat tail time baby! Bring on the groupies!

    The only problem with that scenario is that Jazz is such an under-appreciated artform, much like comics. Ironic, since they're both such great new forms of expression, developed here in the U.S. You'd think with all those jingoistic xenophobes out there that more people would get into jazz and comics.

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    Fri, 23 May 2003

    what's big, green and boring?


    Apparently the new Hulk Movie is. I won't judge it till I sees it! All I know is Ang Lee has never dissapointed me yet. Even the commercial he did for BMW was pretty good. The article calls it the Ice Storm meets Shrek. I don't know about Shrek, but the Ice Storm kicked butt!

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    Thu, 22 May 2003

    quotes that break my heart


    I was reading a nice article from the journalista feed about some rich guy who donated his comics to a library. They want to preserve the stuff for future historians. They end the article with a quote that made me want to rip my hair out.

    "We preserve a reflection of the times, and a part of that has got to be comic books," Mitchell said. "Not to say that comic books are as important as other forms of art or literature, but they are important."

    oh well...

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    Tue, 20 May 2003

    press play


    The Willow Glen Resident ran an article about free comic book day this week. Besides being littered with cliched comic book catch phrases, it was pretty good for an article three weeks after the fact. The only real factual error was they put the wrong website! They put wackyhijinks.com instead of wackyhijinx.com. That's why I'm going to make hijinxcomics.com point to the store website and wackyhijinx.com will be for the weblog primarily.

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    Mon, 19 May 2003

    like, extreme dude


    It's time again for California Extreme in downtown San Jo! For a single cover charge you get to play every arcade and pinball machine you loved as a kid, and can even buy one if you like it enough. It's moved to July 26-27 (the day after my birthday) but stayed in the same spot downtown. This was fun last year, even though I only caught the tail end. Come play Fish Tales with me!

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    copyright infringement is fun!


    I saw this first on boingboing, and then saw it linked in the XML feeds. Bill Watterson is an interesting fella. In college, I wrote a documentary based only on the few interviews and speeches he's made in his rather reclusive career. Did you know that there are absolutely no Calvin & Hobbes dolls, t-shirts, calendars, coffee mugs, early pregnancy tests, catheters, or any other licensed merch? Watterson thought that that stuff cheapened the comic, but in the void created by his ethical stance a lot of really cheesy bootlegs were made appropriating his drawings. Most of them are for things like frats or hot-rod clubs and other things that Calvin despised, like organized sports. Anyway, check out the link from the tasteful graphic above.

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    Fri, 16 May 2003

    9th level Dan with high levels of Shahin!


    I was googling around when I found this page, apparently about archery. Here's an excerpt:

    5th Dan
    One whose shooting form, shooting technique, and taihai all conform to correct principles, who has begun to display shahin (dignity, quality, and elegance in shooting), and who, in particular, is judged to have achieved refinement.
    6th Dan
    One who shows excellent shooting technique and whose further development of refinement is striking and obvious.
    7th Dan
    One who has made shooting form, shooting technique and taihai a part of him or herself so that they are naturally expressed, who is possessed of a high degree of shahin, and who has reached an expert level.
    8th Dan
    One whose technical ability is perfect (mature), whose shahin is refined and elegant, and who has mastered the mysteries of the art of shooting.
    9th Dan
    One who has penetrated to the ultimate truth of kyudo.

    I may not have penetrated to the ultimate truth of kyudo yet, but I defy you to find me a Dan with a more refined and elegant Shahin than me!

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    eclipso


    Did you look at the moon last night? It was a total eclipse around 9:30 pm pacific time. It looked cool, but I bet it was much more impressive back in the days before electric light all but drowned out the stars. Even with a rudimentary knowledge of astronomy, it's hard to get your head around the sheer scale of the objects and their relationship in space. No wonder ancient people thought strange and mysterious things were happening, they were!

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    asteroids rocks


    Not a typo, I'm talking about the old vector graphics video game from Atari. I've come to realize that the design of games peaked with this title, and a purer video gaming experience is not to be found.

    I'm not a video gamer. I don't spend hundreds of dollars and hours on the things, I just know what I like. Here's my short list of the best video games I've ever played:

  • asteroids
  • discs of Tron (not the movie game)
  • bubble bobble
  • Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
  • smash tv
  • gauntlet 2
  • spy hunter
  • street fighter 2 There are many more I left out, but these are the one's that robbed me of so many quarters back before I discovered the sublime glory that is pinball.

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    Thu, 15 May 2003

    bike to work day


    Did you bike to work today? I know I did. It's nothing new to me, because I ride as much as I can. No, I'm not some hippy tree-hugger or fitness fanatic (that's obvious), I'm just cheap. Like, Uncle Scrooge cheap.

    Don't forget to check out the moon tonight around 9:30 for a full lunar eclipse! Good stuff.

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    Wed, 14 May 2003

    more tales from next wednesday


    Hot off next week's new comics shelf, here are some quickies:

  • Amazing Spider-Man #494 - Fun reading, solid comic for spidey fans.
  • New Mutants #1 - Not as bad as I feared, but the cover is the best part.
  • The Crew #1 - Muddled art and storytelling, unsympathetic characters. Rhodey's sister is a dead crack ho!
  • Daredevil #47 - My favorite Bendis book keeps getting better. Read this!

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    Sun, 11 May 2003

    reviews from the future


    I've got another batch of quickies for you, but these ones don't come out until next week. That's right, I'm milking my industry connections to review books that the ordinary reading public can't get yet. This may seem pretty trivial to some, but to a comic geek like me it's like manna from heaven.

  • The Many Worlds of Tesla Strong - Great art, fun story, read this book! A bevvy of heavyweight guest artists delineate this dimension-hopping tale of myriad missing monkeys.
  • Blood and Water #3 - Pretty good, I guess. I get it, it's cool to be a vampire, but there are some disgusting drawbacks too. I just don't care.
  • Captain America #13 - Muddled but interesting. Switching artists or writers in the middle of a storyline is not usually a good sign. Switching both midstream tells me something is very wrong.
  • Incredible Hulk #54 - Titans finally clash, and it was good. Abomination vs Hulk in the slugfest we've waited months for.
  • Human Defense Corps #1 - Surprisingly good. The best part was that one of the members is the grandson of Little Sure-Shot from Sgt Rock.

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    quickies - short reviews of a bunch o' stuff


  • Tony Millionaire's Sock Monkey vol 4 #1 - As usual, great stuff! Haunting and funny, for all ages.
  • The Leauge of Extraordinary Gentlemen vol 2 #5 - Well worth the wait. Possibly the most disturbing scene I've ever read in a comic.
  • Alias #22 - Pretty good. Nice throwback issue as part one of Jessica Jones' Secret Origin.
  • Uncanny X-Men #423 - Awful. At least it was only 25 cents. How come I still feel ripped off?
  • Venom #1 - Not so good. Remember the movie The Thing From Another World? Imagine Venom in it. Except neither Venom or Spidey appear in the first issue. Now go buy something good.
  • Wolverine: Snikt! - Dumb name, good book. Light on dialogue the first issue only takes minutes to read, but you'll go back for the pretty pictures by Tsutomu Nihei.
  • The Filth #10 - I still don't get it, but I like it! Wherever Morrison is headed, I'm in it for the ride.
  • Ultimate Spider-Man #40 Yawnsville. I'd still rather read old Lee/Ditko issues, but what the heck do I know?
  • The Authority vol 2 #1 Poop with staples in it. Both the story and art are so below par with this issue, I wish they hadn't bothered to bring it back.

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    applicant must speak Klingon


    I'm sure by now you've heard this story about an open position for a Klingon interpreter. Apparently some of their nuttier fruitcakes will only speak in this made-up gutteral geek-speak. The problem is, anyone qualified for the position should be considered prospective patients there too.

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    Thu, 08 May 2003

    jughead vs predator


    I think the title says it all. It's the only predator crossover I would want to read. I'm launching an impromptu contest. Best picture representing the cover of Jughead vs Predator: A Reckoning for Riverdale wins something so unbelievably cool that I havent even thought of it yet! I'm going to bed.

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    tales of suspense


    My favorite superhero as a kid was always Captain America. I never realized exactly why that was until today. I just stumbled across a copy of Tales of Suspense #59, the first issue that edged Iron Man into a co-feature so the recently defrosted Cap could get some solo action. The first time I read this story, it was in a paperback sized collection of classic Cap stories, starting with his first Silver Age appearance in Avengers #4. The second story in that collection is the book that sold me on Cap as a top-notch hero. He had to defend Avengers Mansion from a group of well-organized thugs who think Cap is "easy picken's" since he has no super powers, and is just a "glorified acrobat".

    I didn't realize it at the time, but that issue in a nutshell shows why Jack Kirby was so great. A lesser artist wouldn't be able to depict his subject with the same grace and power as Kirby. The only artist I've seen come close is Steve Rude in the recent mini-series What Price Glory?, and that was only by practically aping Kirby's work in Tales of Suspense. If you read only one Cap story your entire life, track down Tales of Suspense #59 and you won't be dissapointed.

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    Tue, 06 May 2003

    sprucing up the homepage


    Spent the last few hours in an HTML haze sprucing up tiny details of the homepage. I hope google doesn't mind that I replaced their logo with a little Barney Google badge I found using their own image search tool! Barney is also getting a little love in the upper left box of the homepage. What can I say, I like the little guy! Did you know that none other than Charles Schulz was nicknamed Sparky after Barney's racehorse Sparkplug? Now you do. Will it ever do you any good to know? Doubtful.

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    Mon, 05 May 2003

    X2 reunited and it feels so good


    I just got back from X-Men 2 and it was a hum-dinger. It is the Empire Strikes Back of the series, complete with Han frozen in carbonite, sorta...

    My friend Matt who works at Garden City told me that I misused the terms action and juice, as far as they are described by California law. I explained to him that I use the terms in their truest sense, as felt by degenerate gamblers everywhere. Nevertheless, I will find out and report on the legal definitions as soon as I can make some sense out of them.

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    marvel stock quadruples during stock slump


    Interesting story on Motley Fool (fool.com) about the incredible performance of Marvel's stock, due mainly to the great success of movies based on their characters.

    I just hope that the Hulk movie is as good as X-Men 2 was, so it can cover up the stink that emanated from the Daredevil movie.

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    mr rogers lives on...


    ...as a comet! I just heard on KGO that some astronomers have officially changed the name of comet #26858 to Mr Rogers. Since I was born in Pittsburgh, the home of Fred McFeely Rogers, I practically grew up in the neighborhood of make believe. Those who know me well would say I never left.

    And I don't want to hear any creepy pedophile innuendo either, because he deserves better.

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    Sun, 04 May 2003

    bubble babble


    Just read a cool link over on scienceblog.com about extrememly resilent soap bubbles. Seems you can keep one around under ideal conditions for up to 10 days!

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    Sat, 03 May 2003

    har har hardy-har har


    proving himself to be the nicest guy in show business:

    Jay Leno apologized to Kentucky doctor he said resembles Adolf Hitler

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    free comic book day wrap-up


    Wow! Today was a non-stop flurry of customers. Some just wanted free stuff, but most people bought stuff making it a really great day sales-wise as well as from a P.R. perspective. The funniest thing I heard is that my competition was charging for free comic books. I get more customers by other store owners being jerks than I do through the yellow pages!

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    Fri, 02 May 2003

    orbiter


    I just finished Orbiter written by Warren Ellis with art by Colleen Doran and Dave Stewart. Good stuff, but a bit of a tease. This book left me wanting more, but in a good way! The whole thing reads like an introduction to a much grander sci-fi story, and I'll be waiting for it.

    Orbiter deals a lot with a longing for space travel. The idea that we've stopped thinking about large-scale space exploration and have settled for piddly little missions in low orbit, denied the wider perspectives achieved by the early Apollo missions. It's a bit sad that we worked so hard to reach the moon, and then used much of the computer technology learned to turn inwards and make the world we live in even smaller.

    In light of the latest space tragedies, it might be a good long while before we see any more manned missions, certainly before we set foot on Mars, or even the moon again.

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    tales from the old school



    "I was the first person to put comics in alphabetical order!"

    I always wondered who came up with that!

    Frank Scadina is a true comic book character. He opened the second comic book store in San Jose. He started 7 sons comics with some other names that might be familiar to other south bay comic junkies: Dick Swan, Bud Plant, Mike Nowlan, now known as Michelle Nowlan, Jim Buser, Tom Tollmon and Dennis Cunningham. Some of these guys went on to have major success in the business, and are still out there plugging away.

    I remember Frank coming into Mike's Coliseum when I was a kid working here. He used to love to have us stump him with baseball or cowboy trivia. His mind was like a steel trap for that stuff, as well as monster movies and pop culture from the 50's. He used to try and promote his shop by being on the old Creature Features show, but when people would come to look for his shop at 44 E. San Fernando, they'd have to first pass by Bob Sidebottom's shop which moved in just up the block on that one-way street. Most people looking for the shop on San Fernando would just stop at Sidebottom's and Frank eventually got out of the business.

    He's going in for heart bypass surgery next week, so keep your thoughts and vibes positive for this self-proclaimed Comic Book Pioneer.

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    Thu, 01 May 2003

    old stuff


    Just read about a cool auction on boingboing. Turns out someone closed an entire grocery store and left it untouched since 1952. Check out these pictures for a blast from the past. I can now officially tell shit from shinola.

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